well if you didnt know i wasn't playing hockey since i waz five(for seven years)then you dont know me. if you knew that i played hockey but didnt know that every person i came in contact with ended up with a bloody nose or broken tooth or arm or some kind of damage then you need to look a little more closely at my file or you got the wrong ethan avery. im like the "ROCK" on ice. my opponents worst enemy is me and their best friend is the boards cause there faces are always shoved into the boards. it may sound mean but that's life that's hockey if you dont like getting shoved into the boards then get used to it or stop playing hockey. well you must be wondering why i said brokeded my tooth instead of i broke my tooth well im just irritating my mom(talk to her and she will explain) and you might be wondering why it said that i broke my tooth all in all. well this case is busted (mythbusters my new favorite show) it is true. geese is it just me or dose news travel fast in school. i told one person and during lunch people would come up to me and say "did you really break your tooth?" and i would just smile and thats all the answer they would need. any way i waz just playing a little ice hockey with my "brothers" on their pond when bryan has to decide to hit me with a hockey stick and BOOM (where you scared)out pops 3/4 of my tooth, travels bout three feet into my awesome hands( and yes i caught my tooth sunny how could you doubt me you know, my mom awlays isnt the one who knows stuff too it happened to me i would know better than her ) if your asking how i caught it the answer is simply, im just awesome that way. sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo then i said "dude you just chipped my tooth" all calm (and sunny i know wat your thinking i didnt cry) then bryan said,"do you think that we should tell my mom?" "well" i said "it would end our perfect play day" "yea it would" said bryan and ian (ean) "well we might as well go and tell your mom" i said glumly so i just threw my stick and watched it land with a thud. and then we wakked up the huge sledding hill.went into the house and bryan said (wait before i tell you wat he said he seems to be the first one to talk always its creepy) "MOM" bryan said " guess what" bryan said really enthusiastic "what" said their mom "ethan broke his tooth" "WHAT" said his mom "he did"
and she called my mom and then i went to the dentist and i got wat they call a "bandade" and i have to wait three weeks to see if i need a root canal. if i dont then all i need is a cap (and no sunny its going to hurt) and my cap is going to be a gold cap with green emerald dollar signs in going to look kool.
when you get done reading this tell this to five different people and tell them to look at my blog (i need the comments)
P.S. i am awsome
